Name: elan sleezebagano drug dealer i love you elan antennea humpahumpa druglord's bitch. Vnum: 327. Short description: Elan. Long description: A sleezy, scruffy character is motioning you over. Hp: 6539/6539. Mana: 100/100. Move: 100/100. Lv: 45. Class: 2. Align: -1000. AC: -280. Gold: 5000. Exp: 0. >act_prog p looks at you. if sex($n) == 2 mpsleep 1 emote tugs on the front of his duster and puffs out his chest. mpsleep 2 say Easy now, I'm not what's for sale. else mpsleep 1 emote loemote looks around nervously. mpsleep 2 say Hey, can we hurry this up, my friend? endif >rand_prog 1 if mortcount(0) > 2 emote checks the crowd for potential customers. else endif >speech_prog p You don't want to sell me death sticks. mpsleep 2 emote looks peculiarly out of it. mpsleep 2 say I don't wanna sell you death sticks... >speech_prog p You want to go home and rethink your life. mpsleep 2 emote blinks and looks puzzled. mpsleep 2 say I wanna go home and....rethink my life. >all_gr>all_greet_prog 100 if name($n) == arborwin grin arborwin mpsleep 1 tell arborwin Interested in the usual? else if name($n) == Meholick emote isn't selling anything at all, nothing at all, Sir. mpsleep 1 innocent else if name($n) == Cei say Hey square, loosen up. mpsleep 1 grin cei mpsleep 1 say Wanna buy some death sticks? else if deity($n) == Yuzuha grin mpsleep 1 say I got somethin Sin devotees would like... else if name($n) == Aikio salute aikio mpsleep 2 say Lo' boss. endif endif endif endif endif >bribe_prog 400 mpsleep 2 emote glances around nervously. mpsleep 2 tell $n Enjoy, buddy. mpoload 347 1 mpsleep 1 give blad $n s e n w >act_prog p gives you a small foil-wrapped object. mpsleep 1 emote quickly pockets the object. mpjunk 2521 mpsleep 2 tell $n Hey, thanks kid. Take this as ehhh...A token of reward. mpoload 342 1 mpoload 342 1 mpoload 342 1 mpoload 342 1 mpoload 342 1 mpsleep 2 give 5 death $n >speech_prog p hi elan mpsleep 2 emote whistlemote whistles innocently. mpsleep 1 say Hello, hello. mpsleep 2 grin mpsleep 1 say Interested in a little of the glowing goodness? mpsleep 2 sit >speech_prog .elan mpsleep 2 emote puts his hands in his pockets and looks about. >speech_prog elan? mpsleep 2 emote checks around for any sign of the law. >speech_prog jedi mpsleep 2 say Ehh... I have to be somewhere else. mpsleep 3 emote moseys elsewhere. >act_prog p tickles you mpsleep 2 emote stiffles laughing and squirms, attempting to remaiemote stiffles laughing and squirms, attempting to remain dignified. >act_prog p sweet words of love. mpsleep 2 if name($n) == aikio cough mpsleep 2 say Uhm...me too, boss...? else if sex($n) == 2 love $n else eyebrow $n mpsleep 2 say What. endif endif >act_prog p RAPES YOU!!! mpsleep 2 emote is all NO NO YES BUT NO YES!! mpsleep 2 emote wriggles on the floor. >act_prog p pets your head. mpsleep 1 emote has his antennea go all curly-cue. 3:> >act_prog p ruffles your hair mpsleep 1 emote quickly tries to smooth his hair down. >act_prog p smiles at you. mpsleep 1 grin mpsleep 2 say Always nice to see a friendly face... mpsleep 3 emote twirls red and orange glowing sticks between his fingers. mpsleep 1 say Wanna buy some deathsticks? >speech_prog p we love you elan mpsleep 1 cough mpsleep 2 emote looks rather awkward. >speech_prog p i love you elan mpsleep 1 emote looks side to side, seeking escape from this awkward moment :x >act_prog p licks you. mpsleep 1 shiver mpsleep 2 mpecho Elan's antennea curl bmpecho Elan's antennea curl back under his hair. >act_prog p chats 'CEI chat I didn't do it! >act_prog p Cei has entered the game. mpsleep 1 emote makes a hasty retreat, whistling all the while... >act_prog p Meholick has entered the game. mpsleep 1 emote curls down his antennea and begins to ignore the crowd. mpsleep 2 innocent >act_prog p bottom towards you. mpsleep 3 emote waves some mone-errr deathsticks 3;> >act_prog p hugs you. if ispc($n) == no mpsleep 1 emote looks as though he isn't enjoying the attention. mpsleep 2 say I'm...Not...Arg. else mpsleep 1 emote squiggles free and smooths his pre-rumpled cloths in vain. mpsleep 2 say Easy there, let's keep this a business relationship. endif >time_prog 16 emote checks his watch under his duster sleeve. mpsleep 2 say Time for my break. mpsleep 2 sit mpoload 5517 5 mpsleep 4 drink beer mpsleep 2 lounge mpjunk beer >act_prog p The guard arrives mpsleep 1 emote tenses up, antennea going rigid. >act_prog p The guard leaves mpsleepmpsleep 1 emote breaths a sigh of relief. >speech_prog p bitch collar mpsleep 1 ahem mpsleep 3 say It's a gift from the boss, get it? The boss. >speech_prog p nazo mpsleep 2 emote twirls some glowing sticks between his fingers. mpsleep 1 say Good man, good man. >act_prog p "you're my kind of scum," mpsleep 1 emote puffs out his chest at the compliment. >act_prog p salutes you. mpsleep 1 salute >act_prog p waves goodbye to mpsleep 2 emote waves goodbye, antennea wiggling. >speech_pr>speech_prog p logging in mpsleep 3 say Zuh? Who's that? >act_prog p looks kind of out of it. mpsleep 1 grin mpsleep 2 say Good stuff, eh? >speech_prog p logged in. mpsleep 3 say Who did what now? mpsleep 2 emote waggles his antennea. >time_prog 18 emote checks his watch guiltily. mpsleep 3 say Break's up. Back to the rounds... if mortcount(300) > 2 mpsleep 2 say So...wanna buy some death sticks? mpsleep 1 grin else mpsleep 2 stand mpsleep 2 grin endif >speech_prog p what is it? mmpsleep 2 grin mpsleep 2 say Deathsticks, my good friend. Deathsticks. >speech_prog p how much, mpsleep 2 say 200, worth every coin. mpsleep 2 grin >speech_prog p how much mpsleep 2 say Two hundred gold, but worth every cent. mpsleep 3 emote rolls a glowing stick across his fingers deftly. >speech_prog p homewreaker mpsleep 1 emote looks afronted and aghast. mpsleep 2 say Me?! I didn't do a thing! >act_prog p gets death sticks from mpsleep 1 grin mpsleep 2 say Don't suppose I csay Don't suppose I could interest you in rancor nail blades? >bribe_prog 200 mpsleep 3 emote waggles his antennea and pulls something from his coat. mpoload 342 1 mpsleep 2 give death $n mpsleep 2 tell $n Look...ah...Enjoy. mpsleep 3 emote goes back to looking as innocent as possiable. >speech_prog p blades? mpsleep 3 glance mpsleep 2 say Four hundred...this stuff's brand new. >speech_prog p stoned mpsleep 3 emote grins and wiggles his antennea. mpsleep 2 say Too high for the supermarket? >speech_prog p I'm lost. mpsleep 2 innocent mpsleep 2 say Some deathsticks might help you out. mpsleep 2 grin >speech_prog p I'm lost mpsleep 3 grin mpsleep 2 say Some deathsticks might help out. >speech_prog p lost. mpsleep 2 tell $n Some deathsticks might clear that right up. mpsleep 2 wink $n >speech_prog p have a seat. mpsleep 2 say Don't mind if I do. mpsleep 2 rest >speech_prog p have a seat, mpsleep 2 say Don't mind if I do. mpsleep 2 rest >speech_prog p have a seat mpsleep 2 say Don't mind if I do. mpsleep 2 rest >entry_prog 100 if mortcount(300) >= 3 emote notices the crowd and sasheys in. mpsleep 2 say Hey ya there...Wanna buy some deathsticks? mpsleep 2 sit else endif if mortcount(0) > 2 say Could I interest you gentles in some deathsticks? mpsleep 2 grin else endif >speech_prog p where is mpsleep 2 Say Who wants to go there? mpsleep 1 emote flips a glowing stick from his sleeve, only to have it vanish again. mpsleep 2 say Stayin' here, thasay Stayin' here, that's more interesting. Wanna buy some death sticks? >act_prog p comforts you. if sex($n) == 2 mpsleep 1 emote looks pitiful as can be, letting himself be comforted. else mpsleep 1 sigh endif >act_prog p pats you on your back. if sex($n) == 2 mpsleep 1 emote gives bambie eyes and flattens his antennea on the sides of his head. else mpsleep 1 pat $n endif >speech_prog p drugs mpsleep 3 say There's no shame in escapism. mpsleep 2 grin >speech_prog p drug dealer mpsleep 2 say Let'say Let's use the professional terminology- I'm a slythmonger. mpsleep 3 innocent >act_prog p bows before you. if sex($n) == 2 mpsleep 2 emote puffs out his chest, enjoying the attention. else mpsleep 2 emote tips an imaginary cap. endif >speech_prog p not right now mpsleep 2 shrug mpsleep 3 say I'll always be around. mpsleep grin >speech_prog p not right now, elan mpsleep 2 shrug mpsleep 2 say Nobody's got better stuff. mpsleep 2 grin >speech_prog p not right now, elan. mpsleep mpsleep 2 shrug mpsleep 2 say Maybe later, then? >act_prog p swims around you singing mpsleep 3 blink mpsleep 2 emote wonders if he's on a bad trip? >speech_prog p uncle elan! mpsleep 2 blink mpsleep 2 moi >speech_prog p unca elan! mpsleep 1 blink mpsleep 2 say Zuh?! >speech_prog p unca elan mpsleep 3 ahem >speech_prog p uncle elan mpsleep 1 say Me?! mpsleep 2 blink >speech_prog p uncle elan. mpsleep 2 blink mpsleep 2 say ME?! >act_prog p drowses out if name($n) == aikio mpsleep 3 pat aikio mpsleep 2 say Perk up, boss. else mpsleep 2 wince endif >act_prog p and collapses on you, if name($n) == aikio mpsleep 3 comfort aikio else mpsleep 3 emote wriggles free. mpsleep 2 say Get some rest, I ain't sellin to zombies. endif >act_prog p lillith hugs berry. mpsleep 3 say Aww... mpsleep 1 emote catches himself and looks around to make sure no one saw that. mpsleep 2 cough >speech_prog p unca elan, teach mpsleep 3 say You sure you're old enough for this? mpsleep 3 shrug mpsleep 2 emote takes the youngun' aside and whispers to them... >speech_prog p How much? mpsleep 2 emote twirls a stick over his fingertips. mpsleep 2 eyebrow mpsleep 3 say Two hundred, my good man. >fight_prog 10 if name($n) == zink say Hey, look! A hawkbat! mpsleep 1 mpdamage zink 700 else say Hey, look! A hawkbat! mpsleep 2 emote kicks a knife from his boot and jabs into yemote kicks a knife from his boot and jabs into your stomach. mpdamage $n 200 endif >act_prog p kisses you. if sex($n) == 2 mpsleep 1 grin mpsleep 2 strut else mpsleep 1 say Geh! mpsleep 2 emote spits and sputters. endif >act_prog p sighs loudly. mpsleep 1 emote looks sympathetic. >act_prog p snuggles up to you. if name($n) == aikio mpsleep 1 cough mpsleep 2 innocent else if sex($n) == 2 mpsleep 2 innocent else mpsleep 2 eyebrow $n endif endif >rand_prog 3 if mortcount(300) > 0 drink fou else endif >rand_prog 1 if mortcount(300) > 0 opoload 326 4 eat cheese else endif >speech_prog p who's yo boss if name($n) == aikio mpsleep 2 salute aikio mpsleep 2 say You, boss! else mpsleep 2 innocent mpsleep 2 say I ain't at liberty to say. endif >speech_prog p who's yo boss? if name($n) == aikio mpsleep 2 say That'd be the boss, boss. mpsleep 2 grin else mpsleep 2 cough mpsleep 2 say It ain't my right to say. endif >speech_prog p who's your boss? if name($n) == aikio mpsleep 2 say S' you a'course, boss. mpsleep 2 bow aikio else mpsleep 2 eyebrow mpsleep 2 say Ain't my place to say. endif >speech_prog p who is your boss? if name($n) == aikio mpsleep 2 cough mpsleep 2 say I think ya know, boss. else mpsleep 2 shake mpsleep 2 say Ain't my place to say. endif >act_prog p leans against you. mpsleep 3 if ispc($n) == yes emote steps away smoothly. mpsleep 2 say Not interested. else sigh endif >act_prog p bows deeply. mpsleep 3 bow mpsleep 3 say Care for some deathsticks, gentlebeings? >act_prog p gives you a long and passionate kiss. if sex($n) == 1 mpsleep 1 say WHOA! What the heck, buddy?! sleep 2 emote pushes back and rubs his sleeve on his mouth. mpsleep 1 spit else if sex($n) == 2 mpsleep 1 evil mpsleep 2 tell $n Sorry, sweets, I can't cut you a special deal for that. mpsleep 1 wink $n else mpsleep 1 say What... NO! mpsleep 1 emote pushes back and looks very irritated. else endif endif >act_prog p gives you a cloth wrapped package. mpsleep 3 whistle mpsleep 2 say The mail always gets through eh? mpsleep 2 grin $n give 4000 coin $n mpsleep 3 say You prolly got it figured by now. But if you wanna help... mpsleep 3 evil $n >speech_prog p errand mpjunk cloth mpsleep 3 say Wow, yer really into this huh $n? mpsleep 2 mpoload 357 2 give mushroom $n mpsleep 3 say Good pal'a mine, lives by the Thief headquarters. Likes to "cook". mpsleep 2 emote looks around hoping nobody caught that reference. mpsleep 3 say He'll greatly appriciate it, ya know. 3:>